The lights were halfway up for weeks The garland still ain't done  I'm losing hope It'll all be hung Before January one    We got our tree from the tree farm  Just outside of town  Too bad that after just one week The star is falling down    Half the presents have been bought And none of them are wrapped I hesitate to say it But by Christmas I'll have snapped   The mail ain't even opened Too many Christmas cards to read The kids all have their programs And a drink is what I need    We gotta take some pics with santa And read him all our lists And wear our matching outfits No matter how much they resist    There are cookies to be baked And light shows to go see We almost missed the live nativity 'Cuz someone had to pee   We try to teach our