Kids are disgusting: The WORST parenting story you’ll ever read Crazy by Ashford - September 6, 2016September 7, 201645 I opened the door and was greeted by deafening silence. Heavenly, rare, deafening silence. It was one of those rare occasions where the hubs and I were ships passing in the night. I was returning home late from a business meeting, he had left in the early afternoon for a boys’ fishing trip. We had bartered and begged and delegated the children to different friends and family scattered throughout the town in order to cover the 6 hours in which neither of us would be in town. And so what I came home to after a long delayed flight and subsequent 2 hour drive from the airport was sweet sweet silence and an empty house. I took my time unloading my suitcase from