“HEY!!!! THIS ISN’T YOUR PLAYGROUND!! GET OFF OF HERE OR I’M GOING TO SEND YOU A BILL FOR THE DAMAGE!!!” It was Christmas morning and my husband was out on the golf course with Meeny teaching him how to drive his brand new RC car. To be fair they weren't causing any damage- they were only making tracks in the dew. He tried to be nice at first but the onslaught continued. “WHERE DO YOU LIVE????” the voice bellowed from the porch across the course. Finally the Hubs had had enough. He snapped. He forgot who he was and where he was and who he was with (and the example he was setting). “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO! WHY DON’T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!”