It’s not just the kids who are crazy Crazy by Ashford - December 17, 20170 I like to think that most of the crazy things that happen in my life are because of my children. That way it's their fault and not anything to do with me. They are the ones who create the chaos right? Wrong. As it turns out it's not just the kids who are crazy... So we are heading over to my best friend’s house last night for a little Christmas shindig and my husband is driving. Let’s just say patience is one of his “development areas” (as my old boss used to put it). We were not late, not expected to be there at a certain time, and not in a hurry. Nevertheless at the stoplight waiting to turn left he decided
My Suburban is a WMD: A Christmas Story Crazy by Ashford - January 5, 20162 We were looking forward to an uneventful Christmas this year. We had forgone all the pomp and circumstance and opted for a low key holiday. Eeny (6) was to play an angel in the church pageant at the Christmas Eve service. I stuffed my purse with enough candy canes to occupy the boys during the service and we loaded up our suburban and headed to church. To be honest I couldn’t even pay attention to the children on stage as I was wildly flipping between the needs, nay demands, of Meeny (4) and Miny (1). The hubs was the designated historian and was standing three rows behind us videoing the entire production. I’ll have to watch the video later as I
That one time you sent your boss a naked selfie Crazy by Ashford - June 29, 2015July 3, 20150 This post was originally featured on Say It With a Bang Hold up and suspend your judgement for a hot minute while I tell you how this is even possible. Because trust me it is. Let’s take a walk down memory lane to when you were first married (in your early twenties perhaps). This was circa 2005 BK (Before Kids). We lived with reckless abandon. We were wild and free and happy. We were spontaneous and dare I say….even fun. I had won a trip to Cancun and we decided to schedule it on our first anniversary. We would make this one to remember. We stayed at one of those luxury all inclusive resorts [read: free drinks]. We were thrilled when we arrived at
