I’ve been doing an awful lot of soul searching here recently. It’s the reason i’ve been so quiet. So absent. I’ve come to understanding a certain number of truths about myself. Not all of them are ready to be shared but one, I feel, needs to be said. I am a calamity. An accident waiting to happen. I am a series of unfortunate events strung together by a dark sense of humor and an incredible surge of adrenalin. So this leaves me to let you know that you may as well call me Murphy.    As in Murphy’s Law. As in the human embodiment of the concept that if something can go wrong it will. You see I’ve been fighting it my whole life. Trying